Emily checked out this book at the library this week. We spent plenty of time laffin at these ones. We thought we would share.
What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him?
-He picks them up and rolls them back.
What is a monster's favorite game?
-Swallow the leader.
Why does the little girl monster think her brother was born upside down?
-His nose runs and his feet smell.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a monster?
-Sir.
What do you get if you cross a monster with a kangaroo?
-Big holes all over Australia.
What do you call a one-eyed monster who rides a motorcycle?
-Cycle-ops.
Why doesn't dracula have any friends?
-Because he is a pain in the neck.
Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club?
-They said no one was that lonely.
How did the monster cure his sore throat?
-He spent all day gargoyling.
1 comment:
Oh, I'm going to tell these to my kids...they're going to think I'm a comic genius!
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